Fancy (pronounced Fauncey) Brainstone…YIKES!
Dateline: Tallahassee, Florida February 20, 2015
Detective Gunther Tootie, Undercover Cop reporting
Fancy (pronounced Fauncey) Brainstone murder trial flares up like a nasty rash & it stinks!
Fancy Brainstone blames the heartbreak of psoriasis for the disappearance of her 8 year old son, “I turned around for just one second to scratch a dry itchy spot . . . none of this would have happened if Walgreens hadn’t run out of my special ITCH cream! . . . and when I turned around, my baby Chumlee was gone! Somebody stole my baby! Walgreens is to blame!”
District Attorney Florian Burnem claims Fancy took Chumlee into the swamp for the sole purpose of feeding Chumlee to the Gators. He also said, “We see this sort of thing all the time down here in Florida, women taking their children into the swamp and feeding them to the Gators… They call…
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