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Toodles!
Your best friends,
Count Buffalo Tom Peabody, Gunther & Iggy

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Buffalo Tom Peabody, Count Buffalo Tom Peabody, Gunther Tootie

Monday Monkey Business: Scandinavian Doll Porn

Happy Monday everybody!

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33 thoughts on “Monday Monkey Business: Scandinavian Doll Porn

    • Hahahaha! I’m hoping to make my toilet ratings part of Google+ and part of Facebook “check ins” …on Facebook it will look like this: “Buffalo Tom is at the Sweet Home, Alabama Walmart boy’s toilet and is feeling disappointed 😜… now Buffalo Tom is at the Sweet Home, Alabama Walmart girl’s toilet and feeling that girls are much tidier than boys.:)” 👍👍

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      • Sometimes I think I’m the only person on Earth who doesn’t like Facebook. Good luck in your new business. Get enough followers, then some advertisers, and you’ll be rich and internet famous. 🙂

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      • LOL! You are definitely not the only one who doesn’t like Facebook. We hate it. It’s a horrible negative influence. Nothing will turn you against your family and friends faster than Facebook. I quit Facebook over two years ago except the occasional checking in on the Mark Twain pages, Helen Keller pages and the musicians I enjoy.
        I believe my public toilet rating system would help lift the mood over there at Facebook. LOL! Facebook = slow poison. 😜

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  1. That’s the trouble with you Tom, you always feel the need to introduce porn into your blog offerings. It doesn’t sit well with me and it’s not an avenue I would go down as you well know, I therefore, suggest you clean up your damn act dude. The old clincher for me was “extry pumpkin” btw.

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    • LOL! You’re so right , it’s true there are no sky blue foods found in nature! I think it’s Mother Nature’s way of saying; “Please DON’T eat Turquoise while digging because it is actually made from petrified buffalo turds AND just because Native Americans make jewelry out of it DOESN’T alter that fact.” 👍👍

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  2. ROFL – these are great! Love the restroom rating system…and I think I’ve met the OCD plumber!

    “Scandi-HOOVian” – I haven’t heard anyone say that since I lived in Alaska, LOL…Petersburg, Alaska, is called “Little Norway” by most of the locals! I even know what lutefisk is…and it isn’t bad! Definitely an acquired taste, I think.

    Love the three generations of love – perfect!
    🙂

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    • I have no idea how these posts come into being … I am constantly working under a handicap… because my primary Heritage is Swedish and Native American (Cherokee)… neither group is known for their contributions to comedy. The Cherokee are known for the Trail of Tears and being constantly screwed by the government. .. not particularly a laugh fest and the Swedes are known for their engineering skill, cleaning products and fresh paint smell… fortunately my Swedish grandfather married a really smart Scotch-Irish woman who knew she would have to learn to Laugh to Keep from Crying while cleaning and painting… then the Indians threw in a few Englishmen and Irishmen and my family tree Waters itself in it’s own tears of joy and pain. all of that being said… I think the toilet 1 star rating with the comment, “I won’t pee here again” is my funniest post ever. 👍👍 …but that’s just me.

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      • I love the “I won’t pee here again” toilet rating…that’s too funny! Also, I can attest to the fact that some women’s restrooms put men’s rooms to shame…I still have nightmares about the girl’s bathrooms in the schools in Alaska that I attended, LOL!

        My brother-in-law, who is married to my older younger sister, is from North Carolina and has Cherokee ancestry – but I knew about the Trail of Tears from a couple of years of home-schooling! Otherwise, I have Choctaw, Creek, and Blackfoot tribal heritage, along with French Creole and Irish in my background…so being multi-cultural is awesome, I think! Hey…we could be related – either by blood or marriage!

        I’m the oldest of four, and the middle of five and three, depending on which familial status I refer to, ROFL
        😎

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      • I just knew that you had a “complicated” past! Creole is an excellent one! Huey Meux wasn’t called “The Crazy Cajun” for nothing! Pralines! Strong chicory coffee and beignets! Crawdads! Cuisine that contains “God Knows What” Zydeco on The Squeeze Box… especially if it’s played by Clifton Chenier! This is my vision of Heaven! 👍👍👍👍

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